Cornwall declares independence from the UK
Cornwall has taken the bold step of leaving the UK this morning, with Devon and the Isle of Wight expected to follow.
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Cat still demanding feeding at the usual time
An irate cat insisted this morning that its owner get up at the usual time and feed it.
Cher envious of Britain turning back time
Cher is jealous of Britain having found a way to turn back time tonight.
Clocks going back means Brexit is delayed by another full hour, moan Brexiters
Turning the clocks back one hour is a cynical attempt by the government to keep us in the EU for longer, insist right-wing fuckwits.
