Blue passports are universally respected, insists North Korea
Kim Jong-un has today confirmed that having blue passports instantly earns a country huge respect on the global stage.
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Man leaves Christmas shopping to last minute due to apathy rather than incompetence
A husband has left it to the absolute last minute to go Christmas shopping because his marriage doesn’t mean very much to him anymore, and not because of some hilarious male quirk, according to reports this morning.
Ranting man-child pretending the original Ocean’s Eleven meant something to him
Some bloke on the Internet is pissed off because some women will do a film now.
Please listen to Katie Hopkins, insist ISIS
‘We would much prefer it if you got all your news from Katie Hopkins, instead of reliable news outlets’, insisted ISIS today.
