Walnut Whips to be renamed Brexit Whips
Walnut Whips are to be rebranded to indicate their impoverished nut-free status.
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You need to spend £44k on a decent washroom when you have this much blood on your hands, claims Jeremy Hunt
Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt has defended the cost of his new £44,000 washroom, insisting that sometimes he just can’t wash the blood clean off his hands.
You can’t put a price on sovereignty, say people who won’t live long enough to pay for it
Leaving the EU is all about British sovereignty and mere economics should have nothing to do with it, according to various elderly UKIP supporters living off final salary pensions in large houses in the Home Counties.
Co-worker inexplicably thinks you’re interested in hearing about their commute
A man whose commute takes him through London Waterloo seems to think you’re interested in hearing all about it today.
