The dream of working in the UK is no longer worth the abuse you’ll likely get during your commute, according to new migration figures today.
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In a possible attempt to seduce Labour voters, UKIP has declared it wants separate carriages on commuter trains and designated seats on buses where it would be illegal to record people spewing hateful bile.
As the first set of GCSE results based on the 1-9 scoring system are released, everyone is busy converting them in their heads into the format they actually understand.
Across the country, teenagers are set to collect their GCSE results and are girding themselves for the first in a long line of desperate, soul-crushing disappointments.
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