At the Franco-British summit, the minister and wild canid made headlines for proposing a radical new method to link the two countries by flinging goods and people from enormous slingshots on both sides of the English channel.
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Former Gladiator Wolf has been spotted in the Berkshire countryside after his compound was damaged during stormy weather last night.
Dirty buggers who are unable to accomplish a task as simple as turning a bit of paper over without leaving a sample of their spit on the bastard thing are being urged to just bloody stop it, it has been confirmed.
Telly man Chris Tarrant has been found guilty of drink-driving, leaving the magistrate absolutely teeming with jokes.
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