Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson has suggested building a new transport link between the UK and France that could include a conveyor belt, zip line, water slide and “perhaps some kind of jetpack that the great British boffins could come up with”.
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At the Franco-British summit, the minister and wild canid made headlines for proposing a radical new method to link the two countries by flinging goods and people from enormous slingshots on both sides of the English channel.
Former Gladiator Wolf has been spotted in the Berkshire countryside after his compound was damaged during stormy weather last night.
Dirty buggers who are unable to accomplish a task as simple as turning a bit of paper over without leaving a sample of their spit on the bastard thing are being urged to just bloody stop it, it has been confirmed.
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