Research published earlier today revealed a sharp rise in the number of people who are all of a sudden completely terrified by clowns – even though they’ve never, ever mentioned it before to anyone.
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After the DUP defeated a government motion by voting against them, Labour has been told this whole ‘opposition’ thing might be worth a try.
EU President Jean-Claude Juncker has vowed to keep playing the piano as a demonstration of his love until the UK changes its mind and comes back to the EU.
The government has suffered its first defeat in the Commons yesterday when the DUP voted against the NHS pay cap and mentioned casually that Brexit inflation has given them little choice but to rethink their previous arrangement.
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