Boris Johnson threat level raised from ‘Blonde Bumblegit’ to ‘Lying Shitenado’
The threat level posed by Boris Johnson to the future of the British population has been raised to its highest level.
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Lack of attention sees needy child resort to repeating outrageous things
Man-baby Boris Johnson has resorted to repeating words he knows cause him to get attention, after discovering the grown-ups were not paying him enough attention, according to sources today.
Demands for Lidl shoppers to condemn terrorism
Shoppers at discount supermarket Lidl have today faced calls to condemn terrorism after one of their own was blamed for the London tube bombing at Parsons Green.
London tube bomb so shit not even ISIS willing to claim responsibility
The bomb on the London Underground today was so shit that not even ISIS have claimed to be behind it.
