Plastic derides Britain’s half-arsed attempts to manage without it
The current move to ‘deplastify’ daily life because a weird combination of David Attenborough and the Daily Mail told us to is a load of old bollocks, it has emerged.
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New flat BBC weather map lets viewers see exactly just how shit weather is over whole of Scotland
The new BBC weather graphics clarify that, yes, the entire country of Scotland is a cold, wet nightmare.
Cabinet bitterly divided on whether it is a ‘good morning’
Theresa May was once again forced to step in as the ongoing Tory civil war erupted after Phil Hammond wished Downing Street staff a good morning.
I’m not going on and on at you, says your wife, while going on and on at you
Your wife has definitely not been going on and on at you for the past 20 minutes while trapped in an infinite loop of subordinate clauses, it has emerged.
