Police have confirmed that the road to Brexit will be closed for ‘some time to come’ following a serious multi-politician collision shortly after junction one, apparently caused by them all trying to drive in different directions.
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A sequel to a film in which Peter Rabbit exploits food allergies for personal gain is likely to cause a further worldwide uproar among twats.
ITV faced intense criticism as the first episode of their new show, billed as Love Island in the savanna, saw all contestants remain alive after facing challenges usually associated with a company team building exercise at a leisure centre in Daventry.
Oxfam is lacking in moral leadership, according to a government that’s f*cked thousands of people into an early grave. Theresa May’s ministers warned that the behaviour of a minority of Oxfam employees gave them the best excuse yet to withhold more cash from those who need it most. Meanwhile, International Development Secretary, Penny Mordaunt, insisted
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