Woman struck down by ‘food poisoning’ after drinking litre of wine
A woman has been hit with ‘food poisoning’ after drinking a litre of wine in a popular high street establishment.
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Pest controllers removing parasites in Parliament buildings finally corner Michael Gove
Pest controllers contracted to remove parasites from the Houses of Parliament say they have Michael Gove cornered in a back office.
‘Big Lemonade’ behind plot to crush plucky 5-year-old competitor
A five-year-old lemonade stand owner has had her business shut down after a shady lemonade stand cartel pulled in a few favours from local government officials.
Canadian official slowly turning to stone after touching the Queen
A top Canadian official is said to be ‘stable’ as he slowly turns to stone after touching the Queen at an official function yesterday.
