Random men picking you up in banged-up cars not good enough for snooty London
Uber has been denied its license renewal by Transport for London, despite Londoners craving danger when using the capital’s transport infrastructure.
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Hopes fading as search continues for Brexiter who thinks Brexit is ‘going really well’
Hopes are fading fast as the nation continues to search for a Brexiter who is willing to state publicly that Brexit is ‘going great and precisely to plan’.
Theresa May’s Florence speech to be delivered on her knees and begin ‘Please, please, please’
Leaks from within Government have revealed that Theresa May’s crucial Brexit speech in Florence will be delivered on her knees in supplication and will open with the words ‘Please, please, please’.
Banks to help track migrants by reporting suspicious foreign behaviour like saving money
British banks have been ordered to go over 70 million accounts and report any un-British activity like managing finances sensibly.
