Thousands of passengers were stranded across the normally fully-operational frozen tundra of Siberia today after a number of trains had to be cancelled because they were in no fit state to run.
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The London borough of Camden has begun the construction of watchtowers, tank traps and razor-wire fences following the announcement by the Foreign Secretary that they were, in fact, sovereign nations entitled to control their own borders.
Reports of craggy, ice-blue warriors stalking the snowbound streets of London are coming in this morning.
The United Kingdom has been found to be ‘severely lacking’ in preparation for the upcoming Nuclear Winter after the government secretly ran a week-long test run of some snow.
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