While MPs have done little to mark the recent bloodbaths in Europe or any tragedy in the past year, many traditionalists are insisting on a full minute of silence because a bell at their workplace will cease to chime for four years.
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Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage has hit out at reports that faulty white goods are set to destroy our way of life as we know it.
MPs will gather today in a moment of silence with their heads bowed to mourn the d̶e̶a̶t̶h̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶s̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶G̶r̶e̶n̶f̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶T̶o̶w̶e̶r̶ massive bell that tells the time for people in Parliament square.
Tory MPs have demanded that the Big Ben bongs us out of Europe at midnight on 31st March 2019 because even though Great Britain is a massive laughing stock around the world right now, they think we could be an even bigger one.
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