Man pretty sure he deserves more credit for not sexually assaulting any women
A man has told of his disappointment at receiving little credit for not sexually assaulting any women during his life.
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Everton reward violent fan by banning him from watching Everton
A violent Everton fan’s life ban from Goodison Park is a blessing in disguise, it has emerged.
You have no idea how stupid my electorate is, May tells EU leaders while asking for help
At a working dinner for the EU council, Theresa May begged the 27 leaders to give her something she could use to “make the curtain-twitchers believe they’ve got one up on Johnny Foreigner”.
Americans enjoying unusually long gap between mass shootings
Americans who don’t like being shot are currently enjoying an unusually long gap between mass shootings.
