Bank of England announces sharp rise in tedious mortgage conversations
Bank of England governor Mark Carney has today announced a sharp rise in the number of tedious conversations about mortgages.
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Lecherous arsehole clearly has no idea how to ask a woman out on a date
It has become apparent that the office letch behaves the way he does because he doesn’t know how to ask a woman out on a date, according to sources today.
Michael Fallon to be replaced by Pepe Le Pew
Pepe Le Pew has been named as Michael Fallon’s replacement as Defence Secretary.
Apprentice contestants surprisingly shit at thing they’ve never done
The nation has roared with laughter at the hapless buffoons on The Apprentice once again.
