It has emerged that, in keeping with the utterly farcical nature of Theresa May’s government, all future business will be conducted with the Benny Hill soundtrack playing in the background.
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Kay Burley’s programming could be fully recalibrated if Sky News goes away.
David Moyes has been unveiled as West Ham manager after regaling the Hammers board with his amazing feat of management while looking after plucky underdogs, Manchester United.
The head of the NHS in England has been told that he should have grown out of believing in big red buses and their fairytale promises a long time ago.
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