People unhappy at Twitter’s increased 280 character count urged to avoid the horrors of a ‘library’
People who complain about having to read longer Tweets have been warned to avoid the horrors that await them at the local library.
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New Narnia film starring Priti Patel to be called ‘The Lying Old Witch in the Cabinet’
Priti Patel will travel to a magical faraway land and have several meetings with its leader in the latest Narnia film.
Posh, white, male MP mysteriously not sacked or resigning for major diplomatic blunder
Priti Patel has lost her job due to a diplomatic blunder but Boris Johnson is to keep his after a diplomatic blunder.
Paul Dacre’s career is one of my greatest achievements, affirms Satan
At a star-studded dinner marking Paul Dacre’s 25 years as editor of the Daily Mail, an emotional Lucifer gave the keynote speech to celebrate the achievements of his favourite minion.
