Atheists admit they could be lured into religion if nativity had more sausage rolls
Any religion that promotes delicious pastry meat products is worth a second look, according to atheist groups this afternoon.
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Man’s day ruined after he makes mistake of trying new sandwich for lunch
A man has had a terrible day after he was foolishly adventurous and didn’t buy his usual lunchtime sandwich.
Fat and ugly Scots fearful for sex lives as government proposes minimum alcohol price
The government is proposing a minimum price of 50p per unit of alcohol in Scotland in an effort to stamp out ugly and fat people having sex.
Man who made woman in Christmas jumper cry pretty pleased with himself
A man has berated a woman for enjoying something at a point at which he deems she shouldn’t.
