Average IQ of the human race plummets overnight
The average intelligence of the human species has plummeted overnight with the news of the passing of renowned scientist, Professor Stephen Hawking.
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Man who filmed himself abusing Jamie Carragher while driving his daughter loses place on Father of the Year shortlist
A talented multi-tasker, who managed to safely taunt a fellow motorist from his car window and film the incident with his mobile phone, all while driving a vehicle that contained his 14-year-old daughter, has lost his place on the Father of the Year shortlist, according to reports this morning
You’d better explain yourselves or I’ll come and run through your wheat-fields, Theresa May warns Russia
The British Prime Minister has threatened Russia in the strongest possible terms over the attempted assassination of a former Soviet spy on English soil.
Kent to be renamed from ‘England’s Garden’ to ‘England’s Car-Park’ following Brexit
It has been announced that post Brexit, the traffic congestion caused by border checks in Dover will be so bad that Kent will be known as ‘England’s Car-Park’ instead of ‘England’s Garden.’
