Prince Harry’s Stag-Do likely to end in at least one death
Prince Harry is to marry actress Meghan Markle, meaning he will be having the mother of all stag weekends.
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Post-Brexit economic plan just ‘fingers crossed’ scribbled on fag packet
The was further embarrassment for the government today as their crucial post-Brexit economic strategy was leaked and revealed to be just the phrase ‘fingers crossed’ scribbled on the back of a packet of Silk Cut.
Government reluctantly admits Manchester attack repair bill is worth extra 1/200th of a DUP bribe
The government has finally agreed to pay the full £17m bill for repairs following the Manchester Arena terrorist attack, after reluctantly admitting it is worth about 0.5% of a DUP bribe.
People who don’t want EU things angry that we can’t have EU things
There was much consternation amongst those people who want nothing more to do with EU things as it was announced that the EU would not be considering bids from UK cities to be a European city of culture, an EU thing.
