After David Davis said he didn’t have to be very clever to do his job, negotiators for the EU have admitted that they are extremely grateful that this is the case.
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The back of your Christmas tree looks like complete garbage, according to sources today.
A man most famous for travelling around the country helping children swap their toys has died, leaving memories not as a swap but as a gift.
Staff at the Daily Express have been horny as hell following the arrival of snow.
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