
Incomprehensible robotic voice apologising for dismal train service makes everything better, confirm Rail passengers
Rail passengers have confirmed that the implementation of an incomprehensible robotic voice on trains and platforms apologising for delayed, cancelled, and overcrowded services has made the entire situation much better. The train service has been in disarray across the country following the implementation of a new timetable that bears no resemblance to fact. Following two
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