Bicycle that broke Ed Sheeran’s arm given award for services to music
The bicycle that broke Ed Sheeran’s arm has been awarded an MBE after it was revealed this week that the 26-year-old may not be able to perform again this year.
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Public flogging to be reintroduced for people who say the word ‘hashtag’
Controversial new measures are being introduced which permit corporal punishment to be used on people who say the word hashtag out loud.
Brexiters outraged after Duchess of Cambridge photographed dancing with illegal immigrant
Brexit voters across this green and pleasant land have expressed anger and disbelief after Kate Middleton was photographed dancing in public with an illegal immigrant.
Alien seed pods discovered across country following appearance of red sun
Hundreds of thousands of what seem to be alien seed pods were discovered yesterday evening in gardens across the country.
