Simon William, a UKIP member and retired driving instructor, has confidently proclaimed that the country could easily cope with severe shortages of daily essentials, even though he himself becomes furious when faced with any divergence to his incredibly boring diet.
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New Foreign Secretary Jeremy Hunt has spoken out at the possibility of a hard Brexit, confident that people won’t blame the government if it happens, in the same way they don’t blame the government for the problems with the NHS.
After Brexit minister Dominic Raab explained that the government is making plans to ensure there is an adequate amount of food in case of a no-deal Brexit, Brexiters have asked why anyone would want more than that.
Theresa May is confident that the only thing preventing the Brexit negotiations being a complete success is a distinct lack of Theresa May.
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