Princess what’s-her-face to marry some-bloke-or-other
A lesser known member of the Royal family is to marry some bloke apparently, according to reports.
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Government pledges to end loneliness by banning Morrissey
Curiously-opinioned pop warbler Morrissey is to be banned under government plans to tackle loneliness.
Annual appraisal dismissed as Fake News
An annual appraisal which delivered a stinging rebuke of Simon Williams’ performance over the last twelve months has been dismissed as fake news this morning.
Government puts in massive carpet order following Carpetright’s profit warning
The Government has rushed to place a huge order to have its carpets redone with beleaguered carpet retailer Carpetright, who have today issued a profits warning.
