52% of children vote to eat only ice-cream instead of vegetables
In a legally binding referendum, the nation’s children will now all eat only ice cream, regardless of the consequences to their health.
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‘F**k it, that’ll do’ says dishwasher
A dishwasher has cleaned about eighty per cent of the crockery it was given and believes that’s basically good enough.
Liam Fox to replace Barry Chuckle in Chuckle brothers
Disgraced former Foreign Secretary Liam Fox, who recently beat Chris Grayling to the title of Britain’s stupidest MP, has applied to join the Chuckle Brothers as a replacement for the sadly deceased Barry Chuckle.
Britain loses its best friend
Britain has lost a happy, harmless man who only wanted to make people laugh.
