All the public wants for Christmas is Michael Gove’s front teeth, via force
Michael Gove has expressed a wish to hang onto his teeth for Christmas, in direct contradiction to the wishes of the public.
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23 cats arrested after police make ‘record breaking’ catnip haul
Police have made what is described as a Britain’s ‘largest ever’ catnip bust, with almost half a ton of the drug being seized at Dover.
Humanitarian, modern slavery campaigner and equal rights activist to marry ex-squaddie
Meghan Markle, an American equal rights campaigner and humanitarian, is to marry a British former squaddie who almost failed his A Levels, according to reports today.
Royal engagement delights people who enjoy paying for weddings they’re not invited to
As Prince Harry and Meghan Markle received congratulations from around the world, there has been celebration among that section of the population that delights in paying for weddings they definitely won’t be invited to.
