Stan Lee denies that his latest creation, the Cosmic C*nt, is based on Tommy Robinson
Stan Lee has furiously denied that his latest creation, the Cosmic Cunt, is based on hateful opportunist Tommy Robinson.
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‘Wenger In’ signs appearing at Emirates stadium after new manager’s pathetic start
Famously tolerant Arsenal fans have already started bringing ‘Wenger In’ signs to matches after Unai Emery’s pathetic start to the season which began with a defeat to the best team in the world.
Government to end homelessness within ten years by killing the homeless
Theresa May has announced plans to end homelessness by the year 2027 via a rigorous process of targeted slaughter.
Woman pretty sure she absolutely, definitely turned her hair straighteners off. Probably.
A woman is constantly reassuring herself that there is no need to worry about whether she left her hair straighteners on because she certainly didn’t. Did she?
