New Year Honours list ‘an absolute joke’, claims lazy bastard who has never helped anyone else
A lazy, selfish bastard who has never lifted a finger to help anyone else has labelled the New Year Honours list a ‘complete joke’.
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Christmas is over so you can all go back to your own houses now, insists cat
A disgruntled cat who is keen to reclaim his normal chair and some peace and quiet is today suggesting that everyone gets lost.
Nick Clegg receives knighthood for services to lying twattery
Nick Clegg has been named in the New Year Honour’s list after helping the nation’s students towards record levels of debt and lying about it.
Nation busy making pathetic last-minute attempt at 2017’s New Year’s resolutions
The entire nation is today busy scrambling around making pathetic attempts at entirely ignored 2016 resolutions, before making the next list of never to be attempted personal improvement goals.
