A man has asked his wife today if they really need pigs in blankets on their Christmas dinner, in an apparent act of sabotage on the whole of Christmas.
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Nadhim Zahawi’s controversial statement, that NHS staff should accept a drop in living standards to defy Putin, was validated by the Kremlin after it explained how the key obstacle to Russia’s winter offensive was a midwife in Poole forced to take out a payday loan to fix her boiler.
King Charles has announced plans to extend his vegan tendencies to the Tower of London now that he has ascended to the throne.
GB News entertainment presenter Nigel Farage has commissioned a new nativity play in which the true heroes are the innkeepers who insisted they were full, despite increasing left-wing liberal pressure to adopt an open-door policy to refugees.
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