I’m not going on and on at you, says your wife, while going on and on at you
Your wife has definitely not been going on and on at you for the past 20 minutes while trapped in an infinite loop of subordinate clauses, it has emerged.
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Brexit negotiations delayed due to wrong type of snow
The long-awaited Brexit agreement has been postponed yet again due to the wrong kind of snow rather than government incompetence.
Tory minister threatens to resign if the government continues carrying out the democratic will of the people
Anna Soubry, a pro-European ex-business minister has threatened to resign from her post as MP for Broxtowe if the government continues with plans to leave the EU, simply because it was the preferred option of a fair and open referendum.
The NHS is failing, declares man behind wildly successful Trump Steaks and Trump Vodka brands
An American businessman who is known for running hugely successful ventures such as Trump Steaks has slammed Britain’s NHS as ‘going broke and not working’.
