Toddler saving deepest philosophical questions for bedtime
A child will be asking some deep and puzzling questions at bedtime instead of asking them during the day like a normal person, according to reports this morning.
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Nazis of the UK media decide to grant freedom following Eurovision stage invasion
Following the dramatic stage invasion during the UK Eurovision performance, the Nazis of the UK media have collectively decided to grant freedom.
EU claims responsibility for UK Eurovision entry stage invasion
The dastardly Jean-Claude Juncker was behind the Eurovision stage invasion.
Uppity foreign darkie wrong to call us racists, claim British bigots
Populist activists have taken to social media and the tabloid press to express fury at the UN’s race relations envoy, Tendayi Achiume, for not knowing her place and claiming post-Brexit Britain was a hotbed of racial prejudice.
