Everyone in household convinced they always take the bin out
All inhabitants of the same house complain that they’re the only ones who empty the bin.
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Price of mildly spicy chicken only thing stopping youth from joining our party, claim Tories
The Conservative Party has lambasted the popular restaurant chain Nando’s for undermining their key strategy of using discounted peri-peri chicken legs to rejuvenate the party’s youth wing and assure the future of the movement.
Morrissey announces two hometown arena racist diatribes with songs
Eighties icon and desperate old bigot Morrissey has announced two racist diatribes with songs to take place at the Castlefield Bowl in July.
Ken Livingstone resigns to spend more time with Hitler
Ken Livingstone is resigning from the Labour party.
