Britain to curry favour with Donald Trump by showing it too is run by incompetent f*ckwits
Britain is preparing for Donald Trump’s visit by getting ready to show the President that it can make a bigger pig’s ear of things than him.
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Government ‘back on track’ after twenty resignation-free minutes
Pound shop PM Theresa May has confidently announced the Government is ‘back on track’ after lasting 20 minutes without a resignation from a senior minister.
NHS hoping to recover after removal of malignant lump
The National Health Service is hoping it can make a full recovery after having a dangerous lump removed in an emergency operation yesterday.
Politicians left sinking ship long before we did, insist rats
Rats have been left outraged by politicians abandoning ship immediately after steering it into difficult waters.
