Forecasters are predicting that today will be the first day that people over the age of 70 will consider it to be a ‘lovely day’, but much too early in the year to drop their hat, scarf, long johns, gloves, woolly tights, vest, t-shirt, shirt, cardigan and top coat, just in case it turns nippy.
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Brexiters who proudly announced that Brexit would see more international trade outside of our shores have been left furious after they were shown precisely how that works with the contract to produce their new blue passports.
Morrissey records thrown out in disgust by the general public are posing a greater hazard to the marine ecosystem than empty bottles of Fanta, it has emerged.
Jim Davidson will form a key part of the repatriation strategy for Windrush deportees returning to the Caribbean.
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