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Shock as nobody carted off to re-education camps following alt-right march for Freedom of Speech

Several famous YouTube pundits, none of whom have ever been incarcerated for saying what they think, have courageously marched in defence of freedom of expression, braving crowds who shouted many harsh words at them with only their conviction and dozens of taxpayer-funded police officers for protection.

Grim Reaper given the hairdryer treatment by Sir Alex Ferguson

Sir Alex Ferguson has given the grim reaper the infamous hairdryer treatment following an attempt to take him from this world to the next.

Steven Gerrard and new Rangers employers both convinced the other isn’t speaking English

Steven Gerrard has been welcomed by Rangers, though neither party had any idea what the other said.

UK Hospitals full of blood and knife wounds claims President Trump

The President of the United States has said in a speech in front of the National Rifle Association that UK hospitals were awash with blood and were a “war zone” of knife wounds.

Shock as awful shop closes

Playing musical instruments leads to death, finds Daily Mail

Man sets new flossing world record at nine consecutive days

You’ll all lose your jobs to EU migrants like you did to the Bulgarians, says Gove

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Clubber ejected for caring when he put his hands in the air

Keith Richards undergoes The Quickening

New claims London Marathon competitor used performance enhancing ‘zero-gravity’

Part-Kenyans shake off ancestral baggage to win London Marathon

Shakin’ Stevens still alive

BBC to introduce regular dead celebrity round up

Introduction of living wage puts Rentaghost out of business

David Cameron hails his favourite Prince song, Purple Haze

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Britain First members collectively on the vinegar strokes for Saint George’s Day

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People who say prison is ‘just like holiday camp’ probably doing holidays wrong

Brexit campaign tell countries they want to renegotiate with to ‘mind your own fucking business!’

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