Santa Claus has warned that some toys may not be ready in time for delivery due to some ‘staffing issues’ at the North Pole.
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A man who has not listened to Radio Two for almost 23 years, is furious today at the station’s decision to play an edited version of Fairytale of New York.
Kleptomaniacs have been reminded that there are only eleven more shoplifting days until Christmas ensuring even the pickiest of thieves pulls his finger out.
Placard makers have voted to go on an all-out strike today due to being completely overworked and utterly exhausted.
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