Woman wonders if she ‘might’ own too many cushions
Homeowner Sharon Williams has today begun to wonder if the impossible has finally happened, and she now finds herself owning too many cushions.
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Weird smell, bee on the line, ugly hats – train companies announce new season of delay excuses
Train companies have announced the new list of excuses for delays to services during the coming season, including weird smell, ugly hats, a bee on the line, ennui, and an unstable black hole.
Man buys Mother’s Day gift so thoughtful he’s convinced it will improve his inheritance
A man has purchased a Mother’s Day present so thoughtful that he is confident it will improve his inheritance, according to reports today.
Criticism for Talking Heads as so-called ‘Road to Nowhere’ actually goes to Chelmsford
Seminal 80s art-rock band Talking Heads were facing considerable criticism after it was found that their supposed Road to Nowhere actually goes to Chelmsford in Essex.
