Football hooligan frantically Googling for Tunisian takeaway to smash up later
An English football hooligan is worried he won’t be able to express his inexplicable rage after the football this evening.
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Arseholes confused about whether they’re in the cinema or their living room
Are you in the cinema or your living room? Here’s a handy guide for people who don’t know how to behave.
TREASON! UK doomed after man reveals to EU that the nation is not united over Brexit
The lynchpin of the government’s Brexit strategy was shattered yesterday after a British man drunkenly revealed that not everyone in the UK fully agreed with the way Brexit was being negotiated.
People who believe in ‘Brexit Dividend’ urged to avoid people selling magic beans
Anyone who believes increased NHS funding will be coming from a ‘Brexit dividend’ has been urged to avoid scams that target the gullible for the foreseeable future.
