As the diplomatic rift over scallop fishing escalates, the French Navy has said it would intervene to settle matters and wished to thank prominent British right-wingers for constantly clamouring for the navy to be sent in.
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Brexit can still be saved, according to the man who has done everything within his power to distance himself from it.
The guy who just took the last parent and child space outside your local supermarket clearly doesn’t have a child with him, according to sources close to the incident.
Observers of seasonal change have blamed climate change for an early fall, as many people reported squirrels hoarding nuts, leaves turning brown and members of the Conservative party ruthlessly putting their own ambitions over party loyalty, the good of the country or even basic decency.
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