Senior EU official Michel Barnier has lamented the resignation of the Minister for Exiting the EU, publicly stating that the SAS veteran was “the best opponent a professional negotiator could ever hope for”.
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For the first time in over two years, it seems that Brexiters and Remainers are united behind a belief that the new plan for Brexit, as ‘agreed’ upon at a Chequers awayday on Friday, is total bullshit.
Brexiters have queried the ethnicity of football after hearing it would like to come ‘home’ via the open borders inside the Schengen area.
An ice-cream van in Salisbury is beginning to think that his new Novichok and salted caramel flavour could prove to be more trouble than it’s worth.
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