Telling kids with knives that they’re stupid cowards will make them feel less stabby, decides public
The public seems to have settled on the idea that telling kids with knives that they are stupid and cowardly will definitely help.
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Victory for Theresa May as drunken Jean-Claude Juncker gives Belgium to the UK
Funny old Jean-Claude Juncker’s drinking has finally bitten him in the arse.
Nation of 65m people to “Take Back Control” by having fate decided by religious fundamentalists only voted for by 290k of them
The nation’s future with regard to Brexit appears to rest squarely on the shoulders of a group of religious fundamentalists voted for by less than 0.5% of the country.
Triumph for Theresa May as she convinces EU to use a different font on Brexit deal
Although unsuccessful in getting any change to the words of the deal on offer by the EU, the Prime Minister’s supporters have highlighted the great victory she achieved by getting the Times New Roman font replaced by Helvetica.
