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Pay and Display machines being installed on M20 near Dover in readiness for Brexit

Kent County Council has announced that they will be installing Pay and Display machines at twenty-metre intervals along the stretch of the M20 towards Dover in anticipation of a no-deal Brexit.

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Jacob Rees-Mogg uses opening Dad’s Army credits to explain hard Brexit

Brexiteers are hoping to dumb down their argument by comparing a hard Brexit to the start of Dad’s Army.

Attractive simpletons win rutting contest

Two aesthetically pleasing, empty husks of human beings have come first in the rutting.

UK surprises MPs by continuing to function in their absence

The UK is somehow managing to cope without a Parliament while MPs are on holiday.

Michael Gove wondering why being a despicable shit has failed to pay off

Rumpelstiltskin appointed as ‘Minister for Brexit’

Samantha Cameron has already started ‘to do’ list for David

Labour leadership to be decided by rap battle

Boris Johnson demands meeting with MI6’s James Bond

Remember me for f*cking the pig, not the country, pleads Cameron

Sod this, I’ll do it, says Queen

MP tributes to Cameron fail to include ‘You fked our country, you ham-faced ct’

Theresa May finds Porcine Porn Mag under mattress

“Who lived here last? It’s like a pigsty”, says Theresa May

Labour now debating who will poison the cakes and who will throw Corbyn in the river

Mother ‘immensely proud’ of son who spends days sneaking photos of mentally-ill Gazza

Britain preparing to get angry over whatever happens next

Theresa May to serve as Prime Minister from lair under volcano

Angela Eagle’s office window stages unjustifiable and undemocratic attack on innocent brick

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