Jose Mourinho slams Man Utd bosses for failing to invest in new manager
Manchester United strop-monkey Jose Mourinho has hit out at his board for failing to invest in a new manager over the summer.
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Country where trains are routinely stopped by leaves begins space race with EU
The UK, a nation that hasn’t launched a rocket into space since 1979, has thrown down the gauntlet to the European Space Agency and decided it would launch a rival GPS network to Galileo despite every single IT project started by the British government turning to utter shit.
Ireland and Northern Ireland have always got on so I doubt Brexit border will cause a problem, claims Rees-Mogg
With the issue of a post-Brexit hard border between the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland still causing political issues, Jacob Rees-Mogg has stressed that it shouldn’t be a problem, as the two countries have always got on fine anyway.
Northerner banished for calling evening meal dinner
The North of England was the scene of much legal drama yesterday after Simon Williams, a riveter from Doncaster, was found guilty of several counts of calling his evening meal dinner.
