
Jose Mourinho slams Man Utd bosses for failing to invest in new manager
Manchester United strop-monkey Jose Mourinho has hit out at his board for failing to invest in a new manager over the summer.
View article >Manchester United strop-monkey Jose Mourinho has hit out at his board for failing to invest in a new manager over the summer.
View article >The UK, a nation that hasn’t launched a rocket into space since 1979, has thrown down the gauntlet to the European Space Agency and decided it would launch a rival GPS network to Galileo despite every single IT project started by the British government turning to utter shit.
With the issue of a post-Brexit hard border between the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland still causing political issues, Jacob Rees-Mogg has stressed that it shouldn’t be a problem, as the two countries have always got on fine anyway.
The North of England was the scene of much legal drama yesterday after Simon Williams, a riveter from Doncaster, was found guilty of several counts of calling his evening meal dinner.
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