Ten more Johnson brothers to resign from government this week
A further ten brothers of Boris Johnson are preparing to resign over Brexit, all of them blond, and all of them c*nts, it has emerged.
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Jeremy Corbyn beats level 653 on Candy Crush during Brexit briefing
Labour ‘leader’ Jeremy Corbyn announced a major triumph yesterday as he was finally able to beat level 653 on Candy Crush.
PayPal boycott by Tommy Robinson fans sees payment firm lose tens of pounds
Tommy Robinson’s fanbase has declared that they will stop using PayPal at their glorious leader’s request.
Theresa May hit by colossal metaphor as she is involved in car crash in Belgium
Theresa May has been hit by a gigantic metaphor whilst travelling along what she had been told by advisors would be an easy road through Europe.
