“Coup is the wrong word” says shotgun-wielding Jacob Rees-Mogg
The removal of the Prime Minister should not be described as a coup, according to the man acting quiet coup-ey this afternoon.
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Government wouldn’t be in this mess if Boris Johnson’s dad had stuck to his Withdrawal Agreement
The government wouldn’t be in this mess if Boris Johnson’s dad had stuck to the Withdrawal Agreement he negotiated with his wife on the night Boris was conceived, say senior political analysts.
Baldrick named as new Brexit Secretary
In the wake of several high-profile cabinet resignations, Theresa May has made her most sensible choice for a cabinet Minister yet.
Concerned nation joins hunt for missing Boris Johnson
Concerned friends and relatives have asked the public for information on the whereabouts of vivacious self-publicist Boris Johnson, who hasn’t been seen at all today.
