Comedy Prime Minister Boris Johnson and his assistants have spent the last few hours frantically searching for a fag packet on the back of which to scribble some hastily cobbled-together new policies that he can announce next week and a desperate effort to ‘move on’ from his latest catastrophe. “For some reason, no one’s gotView article >
Beleaguered half-wit Boris Johnson has responded to last night’s poor by-election results in Wakefield and Tiverton and Honiton by claiming that he never liked them anyway and that they’re rubbish. “Why would I even want those constituencies anyway,” he scoffed. “They’re rubbish and I hate them. They smell, and they’re full of weird looking people
Brexiters have hailed the re-emergence of Polio in the British population as another step on their road back to the past.