The producers of Good Morning Britain have once again faced a social media firestorm when show host Piers Morgan punched his colleague in the stomach for quipping that he was as masculine as a pink tampon applicator.
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Inexplicable Prime Minister Theresa May has announced that she will institute a programme of humane journalist slaughter in order to improve relations with the US.
It has been revealed that Jacob Rees-Mogg has been tasked with drumming up support for Theresa May by rounding up a bunch of particularly cuntish Tories in a staged plot to oust the Prime Minister.
A recent study by sociologists has confirmed the old adage that the more someone talks up their pride in their country, the more they make feel their countrymen feel a profound sense of shame of sharing a nationality with them.
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