Tin-pot Donald Trump and mendacious shit Boris Johnson has used Conservative Party newsletter The Daily Telegraph to outline his alternative Brexit plan. Johnson feels that despite being part of the Leave campaign and a senior figure inside the government for two years while all this was going on, he should not be blamed in any
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Further to the roaring success of her Chequers Brexit plan, the Prime Minister has announced she will soon be launching a lucrative sideline in wedding planning.
Leading anti-EU Victorian throwback Jacob Rees-Mogg has suggested the public have their butlers keep the pantry well-stocked in preparation for a no-deal Brexit.
The first person to stop clapping Jeremy Corbyn’s speech to the Labour Party Conference has been sent to the salt mines, we can confirm.
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