
Mark Francois’ D-day erection enters 27th hour
Mark Francois, the patriotic Tory MP who has fought and died in every British conflict in the last hundred years, has announced that his D-day erection has, so far, lasted 27 hours.
View article >Mark Francois, the patriotic Tory MP who has fought and died in every British conflict in the last hundred years, has announced that his D-day erection has, so far, lasted 27 hours.
View article >There was huge disappointment as it was announced that a proposed limited edition Change UK Lego set was to be cancelled in the wake of the fledgeling party’s split yesterday.
Today, British citizens across the country will be commemorating the 75th anniversary of the D-Day landings, including Nigel Farage who recently spoke at a German rally for far-right political party AfD.
Speaking about the 75th anniversary of the D-Day landings, President Donald Trump has pointed out that the Germans could easily have fought off the invasion if only they’d built a big wall around the coast.
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