Seann Walsh and Katya Jones to give tender display of lovemaking on Strictly to avoid elimination
Seann Walsh has got a plan to survive elimination in this week’s Strictly Come Dancing, it has emerged.
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Dominic Raab’s new restaurant ‘The Meaningful Choice’ allows patrons to eat the one dish they’re offered, or go home
Brexit secretary Dominic Raab has opened a new restaurant called ‘The Meaningful Choice’ where guests will be given the option of eating the one thing his staff have prepared, or going home hungry.
We would have sold you bone saws if we knew you needed them, Britain tells Saudi government
The British government has told its Saudi equivalent that it has a range of bone saws available if Arabian tastes now go beyond missiles and fighter jets.
New case of Mad Cow disease detected after Scottish heifer insists no-deal Brexit is a ‘fantastic idea’
A new case of mad cow disease has been confirmed after the animal in question mooed in favour of a no-deal Brexit.
